"THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT LOVE"

"I love her smile.

I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks.

I love her hair.

I love her knees.

I love the sound of her laugh.

I love the way she looks when she's sleeping.

I love her cute heart-shaped birthmark on her neck.

I love the way she makes me feel."

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"I hate her crooked teeth.

I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks.

I hate her 1960's haircut.

I hate her knooby knees.

I hate the way she sounds when she laughs.

I hate that cockroach shape splotch on her neck."