Living Wage

"asked Santa for a lobotomy
asked Santa for a living wage
asked Santa for an abortion
asked Santa for a lethal injection
asked Santa for a better immune system
asked Santa for even the slightest sense of personal fulfillment
asked Santa for a more manageable sex drive
asked Santa to ‘stop touching mom like that’
asked Santa for a therapist that takes appointments on weekends
asked Santa for a thigh gap
asked Santa for a system in which social influence wasn’t relative to material wealth
asked Santa for help advocating against greenhouse gas emissions seeing how his workshop in the North Pole will be under water very very soon
asked Santa if i could ‘get a witness’
asked Santa if i could speak to his supervisor
asked Santa to 'send noodz’
asked Santa for more wishes
asked Santa for a relationship that doesn’t end with me hating myself
asked Santa for a gender identity that can be explained easily
asked Santa for a ROBOT BODY
asked Santa for a plague upon thine enemies
asked Santa for 'friends’ and then cried into his beard
asked Santa for a porno flick that appropriately depicts sex as the act of two souls becoming briefly unified by pure spiritual energy
asked Santa for Larry the Cable Guy’s head on a stake
asked Santa for a brief respite from the suffocating passage of time
got you instead"