Monday, August 17, 2015



okay so fri night i got there & jillian was like "i'm in a v bad place, haven't left bed in a week", and i was like k kewl lets party. lol. so i got her & we went to the mineshaft and stuff (saw ppl there and chilled. tyler who is my bane, and leif who is my dream), then we were like lets go to the fair. 
leif is the one i told you 
i've been crushin on hard, and he has the v blonde but like cute facial hard
hair*
random
so we went to the fair, saw people, did photobooth, ate kewl/wonky things (corn mostly that night) then we were like k back to bars
did that, for a sec, but beni was there (with new squeeze, with huge full bangs)
and chris rector was there (lit was my best friend and now is complete asshole) and so i was like okay this is not coo
so even though jillian just got me a blaster, and leif was there, and brooke was there, i was like bai. and ran away and called sarah francis and left a message. per my usual
so then i called dylan my bro and was like WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU. and he was almost to mineshaft, and i was like YES can we go to crazy horse (other bar w live band, that dyl likes way better)
and he was like this sux, weird keys band and stuff, so we were like kbye, and he took me back to jillian's where my car was
i FINALLY got to aust's hella late, and scared the shit outta him. but was supposed to hang out w him at like 7, but he couldn't fair OR bars cause johnny just had knee surgery 


it was a lil chaotic, and like SO many people i'm not mentioning in all this, cause overwhelming
but i left jillian abruptly & crazily cause beni weirdly stormed off when i got there? and chris ignored me. and jillian is crushing fucking hard on this super hott gai named caelen
or caelin, something weird
so i was like go have fun, peace
austin and i watched things and snuggled poor john john
he's SO sad
like same
so aust wakes up earl for work & i was like kbye see you never, i am going to the fair again with jillian, and he was like okay, my dad is watching johnny today and tonight, see you tonight


i go to brunch even though leif didn't come, but alex, and jillian, and dylan so dream
we drink a lot of mimosas and go hang out w everyone on the veranda and then we were like FAIR
so we get ice cream, go see a hypnotist, do crazy shit, i eat an amazing pastie. we go on the HUGE ferris wheel, first time in my life. i won games


it was gr8. then alex had to leave for work and we were supposed to go with her. this was like 9pm 
and we were like NO we love the fair too much!! so like ran around, and jillian did karaoke of course
and did so many things
oh, the first night jillian and i did katy perry wii on stage. to i kissed a girl. it was INSANE


i never slept
sooo sat night gets cray, and austin comes and is WASTED
jillian throws water in a stranger's face for giving away her karaoke songs
it was hilar
so see lots of people, meet their fucking BABIES
then we do photobooth, evweryone is like getting naked, and we are like LETS GO BACK TO NC
cause the fair was closing (11pm i think)
we remember when we reach the parking lot that we lit do not have a car there
my bro is drunk at bar waiting for us so can't get us
alex is working


the fair is closing, and austin anina and michael are like CUM W US. and we were like thank god. and then they were like you can roll around in a truckbed. and i was like nooo pleaase. so jilian and i put our thumbs out
LIT
cause it's fair traffic, so austin jillian and i are wandering the street behind anina and michael who are like fucking
cause like creepy couple


also funny note: anina is why beni isn't talkign to me cause he thinks he like cheated on me with her, when they had sex a lil while ago. she's in the most wonky/lop-sided open relationship
so we are actually yelling in stranger's windows to take us from grass valley to nevada city, and no one says they are going to the mineshaft, or theyre on meth so we just like run away


THEN we yell at two guys and it's this fucking weird kid named talon who gives people back massages
he is driving this tiny shitty car
and is like wtf
and stops all the cars, and we hop in back even though there is NOOOOOOO ROOM
so we chill with talon and kevin his roommate forever
meaning traffic
talon works for the forestry service or some shit. i made him teach me real owl calls
he crept on us rly hard and refered to his dick as his talon. jill and i willingly played along.
referred *
we FINALLY pull into the parking lot in front of mineshaft, and then cop lights come on behind us
lit in the parking lot
and p sure everyone is drunk, no seatbelts, like it was all bad
he has a break light and tail light out..
no turn signal, and broken driver's side window. so he opens his car door to talk to the two cop gais and they are like yelling scared and angry like GET BACK IN THE VEHICLE
and he is like a 5'5 tall HICK kid
austin's age
austin weirdly loves him btw haha
talon said they hang out?
SO things were looking bleak, after being sooo awesome cause we got a ride hitchhiking
the cops take talon, then he comes back way later and says we're cool


we all go to the shaft, and tell alex how we got home and she died. cause we both had clay class w talon in high scool
we go out back and there are a lot of people, but good people: tas, dylan, palmer, leif, caelen, and just so many people cause everyyyone came from the fair
we yelled at leif and everyone who didn't brunch or fair, and then jill got into deep conv w cael and i hit on palmer this spunky lil gay boy i have a crush on


so we decided we should start dating cause we love each other so much, so we do, and then i talk to my bro a long time which was hilar
and olivia and shitty ppl try to talk to me and i ignore
anina is so fucked up, and everyone is CRUNK. austin can't see out of his eyes, and jill and i are sober
i have half a beer
tas and i sit in silence for an extended period of time. then we just have this huge table w everyone and all chill. then we have a squad and anina is like omg let's go party! (even though our good friend, julia, her roommate is fast asleep at their house and we are not supposed to talk)
austin tells me that the guy staying with them is awesome and i HAVE to meet him and will like him soo much
later he mentions this guy is gay
so our enormous group just all leave the bar. and i'm with dylan and leif who love each other
oh, and palmer who i lit have feelings for. he's moving to seattle and i told him i'd follow him
olivia and jill run off, caelen is like where is jillian!!??!? and the boys all go to get beer (aust and tas and stuff)
so i chat on the longest walk ev
with dyl and leif. and we are like wtf is this night or this train we just hopped on
talk about trains a lot
then arrive at anina's and everyone makes it there, astonishingly 
brb


not literally
but just like, the night got weird
took a turn
none of us wanted to like go to anina lawence's with her boyfriend
but she created the weirdest hugest little party
as soon as i get there i freak out cause like so many people, and julia heick is trying to sleep, and i can't even deal. so i chill alone in anina's room for a long time
jillian shows us, sees me laying on anina's bed pounding water (cause dehydrated) out of this massive starbucks mug, and was like wat. i was like oh i've been yoyoing (lit) & now want to be in anina's bed


she is so drunk that we are like bffs. but everyone is outside. caelen too, so jillian makes me sit with her and caelen, his friend, and leif and dylan and all the girls and gay guys and austin and palmer (also both gay)
 i am cold and tired and mis outside. it's so late, and i can't hang, so crawl into anina's bed after i go pee and just hang out w my dead phone and try to sleep
i finally get warm, and anina was like yeah my bf and i need my bed, OH AND all of the couches and surfaces are taken, soo.. here's a couple blankets for the floor. and ONE pillow between like 15 people
i was DYING and everyone's cars were not there cause we walked miles. i have no clothes and am freezing. i try to steal austin's keys. no one is k with that, and is still trying to go night swimming but no one is sober enough to drive. i pretend i can't either. then once we want to sleep leif is like well i'm housesitting my parent's house. my car isn't here either, but we can all go there in austin's,
so we fill his car, with all my FAVE PEOPLE and then alex g shows up after work. she follows us to leif's fucking "MANSION"
nicest house i've ev been to
btw dylan just evaporated into thin air at some point
oh, and we didn't know until sunday that we had left jillian there


so we walk up to leifs, and it's amazing and like ten dogs and cats and birds and just so many animals....
so we plan to hot tub and do all this shit
i was like yeah totally! even though it's 1~2am already
then crawl into the very first bed i see. without telling anyone.
i lay there on my back just like crying from comfort cause it's a cali king 4 post bed


srsly. my phone was dead a lot of the weekend. i was v v in the moment
carpe diem


so austin alex and palmer like root through and "explore" this like 2-3 story like amaaaazing house
it was nightmare cause pix. i stole jillian's phone any sec i could
so there's like a billion dogs in and out of this room. the room is like a dynasty, like it was all pimped out like cribs. srsly. 
i was too tired to hang
just sleepy and peaceful 
so anyways the door is open and i am watching eevryone like look through his fridge and stuff lol. austin is like TURNT



i felt bad for leif but he was entertained by them, slash illin w his dogs
also like semi rel things to note
the weekend was super romant for everyone cause the fair is suchh a thing in our town, and like magical and nostalgic and everything
and i confessed my love for brooke to her earlier at the bar. told her i had a crush on her and she was like chell\
told everyone i was obsessed w them
also felt tired and weird-stomach all weekend so didn't drink at all (except mimos at brunch)
soo back to being in this deam house
i see leif come up the stairs to the room i'm in. no idea who's room btw cause it had like stuffed animal sharks, a fire place (made entirely of glass), and a lot of pictures of blonde kids aka leif


yeah, just like high-schooly and whatnot
just like "fun"
so
leif comes into the room and plobs onto the bed right next to me
we talk a lil and i was like ty so v much for saving us
he was like no this is so great slash i didn't have my car either and wanted to be here. so we just talked about life being great 
we pause for a sec and then he flips over and kisses me
plops*


i kinda died cause did not expect but stoked cause he's perf and so nice and gr8. but then we kiss for like lit eternity
the door is wide open to 1000 animals & my best friends but was like [shrugging girl]

i know
seriously
had nooo idea
so we're making out, then a sec later lit have all our clothes off lo

oh, right at that point i was like "you should shut the door"

but there was at least one huge black dog in there

so he runs back from the door i think in underwear
and mostly i was like wat
at it all
sooo will skip this part but one sec later we had sex...
it was a billion degrees
afterwards he was like lets shower. i was like ya v down. the shower was the size of my apt, and had two shower heads and like bench and like everything cool
shower got weird, will not go there at the moment
so that was chill/the best, and i was like k time for bed
but then we got dressed and went to go hang out with everyone cause they were still up
btw they are on the back porch, cause just hot tubbed, and palmer stepped in dog shit, and it's like 4am i think
at least
we are like HEY FRIENDS
and they are like omg you guys are jokes
and we were like nooo. then palmer (my gay bf) was like SERIOUSLY WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING. and i lit had a towel on lol

leif was like yeah well sometimes you need a nap! then they made fun of us for a sec then got over it. we all sit there making WASTED austin 

laugh uncontrollably
so we watch the sunrise and palmer who is so sassy was like THIS SUCKS AND SUNRISES SUCK it's so late

he had work at 2pm the next day and was raging
he was like MAKE SURE I GET UP BY 1pm guys!!!
so leif was like k everyone there are 4 beds, hella bedding, like everything you need (i later found out from alex that they made macaroni there, then went through all their cabinets and shit lol just for fun)
alex palmer and austin find one like small bed without bedding and all get into that and like pass out
it was insane

i lit am so unconvinced about leif
so didn't even think he wanted to sleep in same bed lol
we slept in that giant bed. no covers cause heat
shit gtg to 2nd job lol. brb will be home before 4. i think you're leaving too i hope

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