Appeals

"And if the day came
When I felt a natural emotion
I'd get such a shock
I'd probably jump in the ocean

And when a train goes by
It's such a sad sound
No, it's such a sad thing

And when I'm lying in my bed
I think about life
And I think about death
And neither one particularly appeals to me

And if the day came
When I felt a natural emotion
I'd get such a shock
I'd probably lie in the middle of the street and die"