outlandishly reasonable social theories and observations

 A. Law of Opposite of Attraction
   The idea that the least desired situation that could possibly unfold for a person, actually occurs, due to the concern that it could. You draw circumstances to you, whether by thoughts or actions, despite their positivity, or in this case, negativity. 
B. Tennis Courts
   The idea that every relationship despite its importance or magnitude, is still a game. Whether it be a power struggle, a complex conscious game with strategies, or simply one person repeatedly hitting a ball into the other's court.
 C. Ruiners and Ruinees 
   The idea that all (somewhat normal) people on this earth fit into one of two relationship categories; ruiners who will no matter what, ruin another person, or a ruinee, who shall without a doubt get ruined. The third section, scarcely worth mentioning, are those who are incapable of affecting, and equally unable to affect in the slightest.